- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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