- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

The New York Giants

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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