what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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