Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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My three children are three big mistakes.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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