- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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