- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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