- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

The child was fired from his job.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

hers a joke... japanese people

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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