Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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bite me

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Anti Joke

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