- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

A man goes to the potty.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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