- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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