- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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