- Anti Joke

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.