Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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God is real.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Anti Joke

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