- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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