- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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