- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

America

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Poop...

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

I asked her where you were.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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