- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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