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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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