- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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