- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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