- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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