- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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