An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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