- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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