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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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