What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Jack Stevens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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