Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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