Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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