How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Knock Knock No solicitors

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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