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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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