why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

He--Hey guys

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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