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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I hate? people

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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