- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

antonis sister is mighty fine

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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