The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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