Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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