- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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