- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Communism hehe xd

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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