Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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