Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's better than a stick? A stone

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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