- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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