Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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