Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Jovan

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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