like if your cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Denard Robinson

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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