- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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