Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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