- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Golf.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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