how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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