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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Cripples are lame.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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