- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

your mom.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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