- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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