Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Guest what in the butt

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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