- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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