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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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