Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

A Jew walks into Macy's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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