What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A gay man watches football.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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