- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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