A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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