What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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David Cameron

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Women's Soccer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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