Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Anti Joke

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