- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

So FDR walks into a bar.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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