would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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