- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats 1+1? window!

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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