A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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PENIS lol

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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