Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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deez nuts

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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kieran is a homosexual

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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