- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

David Cameron

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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