- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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