- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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