What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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