Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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God is real.

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