- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

you will like this because i am black.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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