how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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penis

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Womens Sports

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potato

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Religion

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