- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Jasper sucks.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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