Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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1+1= 69

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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69

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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