How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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