Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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alcoholism kills

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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im jewish

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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