- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

A black succeeds

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

This joke isnt funny.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Womens rights.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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