- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

I like to eat.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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