What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Well, this is fun.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

A ginger rapping.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Guess what? Chicken butt

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