- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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