Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Scott

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

DANA

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Women's rights

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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