What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Ben is gay

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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im jewish

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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AROUND

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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