An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Women's rights.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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