- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Black people are innocent.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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