Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Lockerbie bombing

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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