What's in there? Get outta there...

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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France never surrender.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Hello world

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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