What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Women's rights

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Ruller

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

womans rights

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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