Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Religion

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Hi my name is Bob

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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