- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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