What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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guess what?

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dildo

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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CHEEZECAKE

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Liars go to hell! -God

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Five guys one rape.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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1+1= 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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